On a very Faithful day, A priest was Driving along the route of Lagos-Ibadan express road and he was stopped by a series of police men along the way.They ask for all his documents which he presented, but still, they wont let him through.
Suddenly, one of the police officers noticed a letter on the plate number which was slightly written as 'L' instead of 'I' and he shouted 'Stolen Vehicle!!!!'. The priest on hearing this tried to explain that a person of his nature can never indulge in such barbaric act as he heard a very deep voice from behind. the following Conversation took place between the Priest and the OCOC : You said you are a priest abi?
Priest : Yes off course , I am.
OC: Where is your Bible?
Priest: Here it is.
OC: Please read Matthew 5:25-26 to me
The incredulous Pastor opened to the recommended passage and reads
Priest: "Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny."
OC : So?
Priest quietly made an offering of just N100 to his newly found "preacher".
OC : End of service go in peace and try to read your Bible frequently.
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