[Breaking news]: Another Boko Haram Attack blasts Zuba Park,Abuja

 

A very loud explosion was heard from Wazobia motor park, opposite Nyaya park,Abuja which was attacked 2 weeks ago and over 100 dead victims have been confirmed dead.
Report reaching us at this time allegedly proclaimed that the affected victims were going back to their various destinations after the May Day celebration.
This is really getting out of hand. Despite the fact that we do know we actually have discombobulated government in this country, we will keep telling them to do something about this insurgency.

Riddle of the Week..

 [Riddle]: John's height is 6 feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

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[joke] :POLICE TURNS SCRIPTURE MINISTER

    On a very Faithful day, A priest was Driving along the route of Lagos-Ibadan express road and he was stopped by a series of police men along the way.They ask for all his documents which he presented, but still, they wont let him through.

Suddenly, one of the police officers noticed a letter on the plate number which was slightly written as 'L' instead of 'I' and he shouted 'Stolen Vehicle!!!!'. The priest on hearing this tried to explain that a person of his nature can never indulge in such barbaric act as he heard a very deep voice from behind. the following Conversation took place between the Priest and the OC

OC : You said you are a priest abi?

Priest : Yes off course , I am.

OC: Where is your Bible?

Priest: Here it is.

OC: Please read Matthew 5:25-26 to me

The incredulous Pastor opened to the recommended passage and reads

Priest: "Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny."

OC : So?

Priest quietly made an offering of just N100 to his newly found "preacher".

OC : End of service go in peace and try to read your Bible frequently.

Best Video Of the Week: [Hakym_Salamalekun]

Old Days Are Gone For Good: [Patoranking}

Patoranking was interviewed earlier this Morning and guess what the most motivating part of the biography was>>
" I grew up in Lagos state, was apparently nobody back then because i use to sell RAT-KILLER and PURE-WATER just to get my daily bread.I thank God that he has finally put me where i belong.Old days are gone for good"